A Joke!

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jhwalker
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A Joke!

Post by jhwalker » Sat Oct 01, 2016 4:36 pm

This guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after enjoying a day of golf.

His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed, listening to the tirade. "My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a fucking mess, and the dishes aren't done.

I’m completely exhausted! I didn’t get enough sleep last night. Can't you see I'm still in my fucking pajamas? I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the fuck did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you stupid asshole!?"

“Because he’s thinking of getting married..." :dance:

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