Alex WINS Search for a Champion! Signs multi-year contract!

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Alex WINS Search for a Champion! Signs multi-year contract!

Postby Brakelate » Wed Mar 12, 2014 10:07 am

That's Right!

I was just reading over at http://www.MoparAx.com that Alex and Richard were selected to represent as Champions! In winning this award, they not only received huge cash prizes and incentives from all the sponsors, but also were signed on as primary driver / team manager for a multi year (read multi-million dollar!) contract to drive a yet unnamed project vehicle in competition. Insiders have it, that Ford Motor Company has taken notice of the duo and have brought them on board in the development and promotional process of the yet to be released, yet much talked about 2015 Ford GT350! Apparently the good folks at Ford want back into Drag Racing in a big way, and want more "localized control" over more "grass roots" type racing, made popular in internet / cable shows such as "Pass Time" and others. Rumor has it that there has been a big split with long time Ford Team owner John Force, who was quoted in a local porta potty stall as saying "I'll crush that little bitch"! Now, pass the TP! All media requests were suggested to be sent to a mysterious party, some speculate as being partial team owner, available only at "www.CasadeWalker.com" Some say this is more than just plausible, as insiders have mentioned that this mystery investor is always looking for a good tax write off. Could it be so?

Word from Detroit has been slim, so we can only be left to assume this is good information, and of course, seeing as how there has been ZERO posts on this forum in FIVE days straight, who better to stir the pot and make a completely bogus and inflammatory post such as this than me? So, it appears we are far from hearing the last about this.

STAY TUNED for BREAKING Information!
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Re: Alex WINS Search for a Champion! Signs multi-year contra

Postby 03_SONIC_BLUR » Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:00 pm

Too funny! Good one Brakelate!
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Re: Alex WINS Search for a Champion! Signs multi-year contra

Postby 03_SONIC_BLUR » Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:04 pm

And when you go to casa de walker to meet about joining as an investor, pay no attention to the local cartel criminals. They have no bad intentions toward you
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Re: Alex WINS Search for a Champion! Signs multi-year contra

Postby 03_SONIC_BLUR » Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:34 pm

Also, casadewlaker.org is a better url, as it denotes a non-profit :-D
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Re: Alex WINS Search for a Champion! Signs multi-year contra

Postby Brakelate » Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:04 pm

Ooo. Good point. I was actually headed back in here to delete the thread, as I initially got no takers. But, I couldn't and at least you seemed to get the joke, so it is now here to stay.


Where the hell is Walker anyway?????

I didn't even get a threatening phone call, email or nothing! Boo!
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Re: Alex WINS Search for a Champion! Signs multi-year contra

Postby SVTRonDogg » Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:10 pm

I shit myself in the lunchroom while reading it...
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Re: Alex WINS Search for a Champion! Signs multi-year contra

Postby Brakelate » Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:13 pm

Hopefully you had a little break time left to clean up before handling your next client. :?
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Re: Alex WINS Search for a Champion! Signs multi-year contra

Postby SonicVenum » Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:36 pm

Oh, you skwewy wabbit! :lol: You really had me going for about half of the first paragraph! Well done. :clap:
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Re: Alex WINS Search for a Champion! Signs multi-year contra

Postby Tetge » Thu Mar 13, 2014 7:43 pm

SonicVenum wrote:Oh, you skwewy wabbit! :lol: You really had me going for about half of the first paragraph! Well done. :clap:


You mean it isn't true?
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Re: Alex WINS Search for a Champion! Signs multi-year contra

Postby jhwalker » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:05 am

SonicVenum wrote:Oh, you skwewy wabbit! :lol: You really had me going for about half of the first paragraph! Well done. :clap:



Good one Brakelate :lol:

This morning I woke up to my first non-crazy day in a while and said "better see if laspeedgarage survived without my trying to stir up caca" and
it is great to see someone else doing it.

I have some stuff to post, and will try to get to it today.

I logged on on autogeek.net looking for a detailer in the Fullerton area and those pricks had 2100+ folks ONLINE (!) with over 400 being members. All but the bots were there to find new waxes to sniff to get high. :-D
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