Terminator Owner

[Tetge]

Start at the 6:30 minute mark if you wish to see the truth. At that point, Brakelate rides off and I am left miles behind. And, not only did he have to wait, he was turned around riding back in my direction when I finally caught up with him after only a relatively short distance traveled in miles. This is video proof, not the fable that he likes to spin, because, in fact, he waited up all the time when we rode.

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[Brakelate]

Yeah sure. Your car is quicker than mine on the street. Your bike is definitely quicker than mine, anywhere!

If I wanted to ride around half-throttle in third gear to skew the data and create optical illusions such as those you so frequently like to present as fact, then so be it. There simply is no way a silly 400cc DRZ-SM ridden by a guy my size, or anyone else for that matter, is going to be competitive with any kind of Road Racey Crotch Rocket bike.

Now, I will have to try and find the video to post where I get dizzy and fall off the bike riding in circles as you stop in front of me. Yes, I have to practice. Just to ride around at parking lot speeds. And, I still fall over. For Guru's like Tetge, this all comes naturally. I have never seen his DRZ on a track of any type, nor practicing doing anything at all... yet he keeps up with me, and every one else, and more often than not, can be seen smoking down the local paved twisties, or across the insanely technical, ever changing, mulit-discipline trails, such as the Old Ridge Route, zooming past everything from CBR1000's to full race KTM Supermotos and everything else!

Lets' see that footage!

[Tetge]

Yeah sure. Your car is quicker than mine on the street. Your bike is definitely quicker than mine, anywhere!

If I wanted to ride around half-throttle in third gear to skew the data and create optical illusions such as those you so frequently like to present as fact, then so be it. There simply is no way a silly 400cc DRZ-SM ridden by a guy my size, or anyone else for that matter, is going to be competitive with any kind of Road Racey Crotch Rocket bike.

Now, I will have to try and find the video to post where I get dizzy and fall off the bike riding in circles as you stop in front of me. Yes, I have to practice. Just to ride around at parking lot speeds. And, I still fall over. For Guru's like Tetge, this all comes naturally. I have never seen his DRZ on a track of any type, nor practicing doing anything at all... yet he keeps up with me, and every one else, and more often than not, can be seen smoking down the local paved twisties, or across the insanely technical, ever changing, mulit-discipline trails, such as the Old Ridge Route, zooming past everything from CBR1000's to full race KTM Supermotos and everything else!

Lets' see that footage!

I'd love to see such footage, but, these antics only exist in your imagination. Fortunately, there are few that now read your stories so if I ride with people, they do not expect me to be fast, since they have not read the fables. This is good, since it was sort of embarrassing when I came limping along to catch up to the fast guys at each spot where they parked and waited, and this was magnified when they had all expected me to be the fastest person who ever rode. And, I have plenty more videos that will completely back up everything that I am saying. Perhaps I should make a video called Tetge gets dropped? I have plenty of material to work with and, it would include groups waiting for me. Groups, of which, you were the first one in, for the most part, although I only know that this is so due to conversation as I was way too far behind to observe it. Time for you to admit the truth about how slow I am since you do not need misdirection to cover your tracks anymore now that you have moved far, far, away from the Sunday morning rides. I also read your recent account of riding in freezing weather, which verified another thing that I long suspected, which was you love to ride in painful cold. This means that it was never an accident when you told me that it was going to be fine and I fell for it and agreed to ride with you and ended up frozen blue and nearly dead due to the sub freezing riding conditions. As I recall, you even led me and another rider up onto the Angeles Crest Hwy one time, and it was icy and slippery and colder than a boulder with significant amounts of snow everywhere, as well.

Don't make me make a video.

[Brakelate]

Don't make me make a video.

Oh really?

I think this sums it up;

Tetge on silly DRZ-400SM harasses and is held up by full raced out CBR1000RR and CBR600RR, dragging knees and elbows while Supermoto rider clowns sitting upright.

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Or, running off and leaving me, a full race KTM Supermoto converted big bore on nasty ass section of Old Ridge Route, then pauses to laugh taunt those who can't keep up;

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Then slaying members of the infamous "Assassins" Motorcycle road race and outlaw stunt crew out of Long Beach (blasting along with a Hayabusa, aboard his '86 MotoGuzzi mind you)

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Or, how about any of the many "kills" on GSX-R1100's, R1's, R6s, any number of other vintage race bikes and whatever else that happened to come along, including my Gen II Hayabusa, a very potent Z-Rex 1200 and the poor little DRZ-SM of my own. Like this. It gets good during the last half of the video when he isn't held up by me, obeying all the traffic laws and rules of common sense or propery roadway courtesy;

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There are just too many to count. So stop "deflecting" your insane riding on little old me. I have a squeaky clean reputation to uphold!

[Tetge]

It appears that I need to make a definitive rebuttal video. Of course, I will have to include previously held back video segments that were considered potentially questionable years ago. But, surely there is some statute of limitations, so, revealing the truth at this point will not cause any harm. As a prelim, I offer:

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[Brakelate]

See, any Hayabusa rider worth his salt would NEVER be whooped on by a silly little 600. Let alone one ridden by a GIRL! In Levi's, just on her way to the bar at Newcomb's just trying to get a good seat to watch MotoGP and have a bite of lunch and warm up.

Just goes to show how conservative I ride. Especially since the Speedo was stuck in KM/HR mode. I must have hit maybe 65 Mph once or twice max. And, I was scared to death doing so on such a heavy, pimped out, ill handling machine made strictly for show and tell at the local Wed Night Bike Night gigs.

[Brakelate]

BTW, do you think we have totally destroyed the integrity of this "New Member Introduction / Terminator Owner" thread just yet? Poor guy. Only new person to come along in MONTHS, and we completely disrespect and whore his first thread to death! You should be ashamed. Lucky if we don't get banned. Where is Lightning Larry when we need him ??

[xjrguy]

LL?

LOL would never happen here.

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BTW, do you think we have totally destroyed the integrity of this "New Member Introduction / Terminator Owner" thread just yet? Poor guy. Only new person to come along in MONTHS, and we completely disrespect and whore his first thread to death! You should be ashamed. Lucky if we don't get banned. Where is Lightning Larry when we need him ??

There is actually a tool over there on the dark side who is LL jr, I warned MRKALICHROME about what they do and why we all left

[Tetge]

There is actually a tool over there on the dark side who is LL jr, I warned MRKALICHROME about what they do and why we all left

You warned him, and then fed him to the sharks.

Now I have to return to the rebuttal video. An immense project and the amount of raw video to sort through is staggering. At least the writer's meeting went well, so some progress has been made. But, it appears that I will have to use all my computers to process video and, even then, I need more powerful units as it takes a lot of time and the CPU's heat way up along with the entire motherboard. It is sort of scary since the thermal limits are getting pushed so hard that I fear a melt down. And, melt downs are never good since the studio is very poorly funded.